"I'm Over 40 Song" Written by Tom Wilson You say you want a revolution, kid? Yeah, I did too, once, seriously, I did But, I'm over 40, and I don't care I was going to change the world, make the news Now it's too much hassle just to tie my shoes I'm over 40, I don't care Turning 40 is the best Old guys rule 'cause they couldn't care less My blood pressure may be way too high Give me another doughnut, I'm still alive I'm going to rip up every parking ticket Tell my HMO to stick it I'm over 40, I don't care My kids stare at me in a state of shock 'Cause I'm wearin' sandals with a pair of black socks Guess what? I'm over 40, I don't care "Dad, my friends are comin' over, what do I say?" Tell 'em I'm a distant relative from Norway I'm over 40, I don't care Fancy fashion's not for me I'm a simple dresser, pretty low key Just smell the armpits, see if it's clean Down vest with swim trunks, it's fine with me Just give me a stupid looking hat with a glass of iced tea I'm over 40, I don't care I'm headed to the mall to pick up some new tennis balls for the bottom of my walker Things messed up, kid? Life no fun? Why don't you go tatttoo your neck and pierce your tongue? I'm over 40, I don't care "Hey, the country's a mess, the system sucks" Do like me, kid, just give up I'm over 40, I don't care In your 20s you get life in gear Living fast, play it by ear By your 30s you look in the mirror Get that existential fear By 40, screw it, I'll be dead in 30 years I'm over 40, I don't care I'm over 40, who cares? | And find more on iTunes: |